I am a Whore!

By Susan Polgar

Being a professional chess player alone just doesn't pay the bills these days. Especially when you have a severe coke habit like I do. I thought of other ways to make money, and in fact, discussed this with my collegue and fellow chess professional Nigel Short. He suggested I simply perform sexual favours for money. He told me he would like very much to be my first customer and was planning to go somewhere for vacation, so why not Hungary. I agreed and gave him sexual pleasure for an entire weekend. It was somewhat dissapointing being with Nigel as his manhood is in very modest dimensions. However, I became aware that I had other career prospects on top of my chess career.